Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.
Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"
An overweight woman with really bad hair. Some one who controls every move their husband makes becuase she is a narcassis and plays on the emotions of others. A lazy out of shape unemployed person who has nothing but hate and poison coming from her ugly mouth.
I dont know how he has stayed with Kelly all these years.