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The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.
Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"
by HateBucket April 06, 2010
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a bitch in high heals, a sassy youth who thinks she's hot shit but just acts stupid and clueless
Beth: Yo, did you see Ashley wearing those heals complaining about how her parents got her the white iphone instead of the black one?

Mike: Yea, she's such a Kelly
by flippin' January 06, 2015
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Another word for whore. She gets ALOT of guys, but that is because she is easy, and has huge boobies. Kelly's favorite activities are making out, checking out boys, and stroking guy's cocks. Guys only like her for her hoo-ha's, but we all know that her face is terrible. She is a horny-ass, weed smoking, white-trash, bitch. She gives blow-jobs and says "I love you" to EVERY one of her boyfriends. Her life goal is to probably have sex with 200 different guys.
God, she is such a Kelly
by You_dont_need_to_know_goshhhhh December 10, 2010
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A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.
Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
by KermitT.Frog October 24, 2011
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Men named Kelly are not only funny enough to make the thinking man statue laugh, but their sex appeal is hotter than a mixture of Brad Pitt & Channing Tatum! Kelly's are one of a kind, when you find a Kelly you keep that sexy funny son of a bitch!
Kelly made me laugh until I got moist!
by Dallas Cowboy uber fan December 20, 2016
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A good looking person that later you find out is a hoe.
"Damn look at Kelly"
"Nah she a hoe"
by Hairywillie August 31, 2016
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Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.
Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"
by Helpme1987 February 19, 2011
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