Verb. 1. To scam, trick, rip off or otherwise dupe.

Noun. 2. An extremely sketchy or shady individual. 3. A piece of shit.
1a. We should keith that dumb ass over there with that $20 dollar bill hanging out of his pocket.

1b. I got keithed last night when I walked to my car and found it on blocks.

1c. After I bought that shitty magazine subscription from that pushy door-to-door salesman, I felt like I got keithed.

2. If you keep staring at girls with that shady grin when you are trying to hit on them you are going to turn into a keith.

3. I went to the can and dropped a huge keith.
#dupe #trick #scam #sketchy #shady #shit #turd
by Cal Ski Team #1! April 04, 2007
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a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.
#keith #muther trucker #tough #sweet #scotland
by barneye December 08, 2007
is some one who is smart sexy strong fast a ladys man and overall good at everything he tries.
wow that guy is such a keith i wanna do him so bad.
#keith #sexy #strong #smart #better
by initial k September 06, 2008
Shy simple quiet type. That sits back and watches. Has a heart of gold and will give you peace and love. He watches over you without you even knowing. His tender touch and beautiful eyes will cause your heart to skip a beat.
Oh my, see that guy in the corner, he is such a Keith.
#love #eyes #beautiful #quiet #shy
by simplethoughts February 03, 2010
is someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man
Man i wish i was a keith!

Everybody wants to be a keith!
#keith #sexy #smart #big #strong #ladies #nfl #famous #flirt
by critinkywinky321 January 18, 2009
A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
#weed #pot #green #smoke #blunt #mary jane #high #smoking #drugs #ganja #bud #trees #joint #marijuana #dank #chronic #pancakes #maryjane #stoned #pothead #purple #reefer #pancake #tobacco #stoner #keifer #shit #grass #four-twenty #holiday #herb #fuck #ihop #doobie #grapes #blunts #bong #baked #celebration #4:20
by Keifermail July 12, 2009
A gorgeous man you are in love with who flirts with you consistently, in a misleading way, but refers to you as a sister/member of the family.
Keith: you are such a wonderful woman, you came into my life at such an important time, you are the best little sister, I love you.
Woman: (fuck) I love you too...
#hot #heartbreak #love #gorgeous #flirt
by Barbra Anne March 20, 2008
Keith is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things and can make others feel uncomfortable because he's a very bold opinionated person. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.
I met Keith a few months ago and he used to be weird to be around, but now he's a silly fun guy to chill with
#keith #boy #man #silly #goofy #asshole #guy #serious #bold #opinionated
by bgfddtsfs September 07, 2012
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