Verb. 1. To scam, trick, rip off or otherwise dupe.
Noun. 2. An extremely sketchy or shady individual. 3. A piece of shit.
1a. We should keith that dumb ass over there with that $20 dollar bill hanging out of his pocket.
1b. I got keithed last night when I walked to my car and found it on blocks.
1c. After I bought that shitty magazine subscription from that pushy door-to-door salesman, I felt like I got keithed.
2. If you keep staring at girls with that shady grin when you are trying to hit on them you are going to turn into a keith.
3. I went to the can and dropped a huge keith.
a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.
is some one who is smart sexy strong fast a ladys man and overall good at everything he tries.
wow that guy is such a keith i wanna do him so bad.
A really fat joint
. Not to be confused with a blunt
. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
Shy simple quiet type. That sits back and watches. Has a heart of gold and will give you peace and love. He watches over you without you even knowing. His tender touch and beautiful eyes will cause your heart to skip a beat.
Oh my, see that guy in the corner, he is such a Keith.
is someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man
Man i wish i was a keith!
Everybody wants to be a keith!
A gorgeous man you are in love with who flirts with you consistently, in a misleading way, but refers to you as a sister/member of the family.
Keith: you are such a wonderful woman, you came into my life at such an important time, you are the best little sister, I love you.
Woman: (fuck) I love you too...
An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!