Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.
"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
by Jeff S. May 30, 2005
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one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.
the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.
by AMOK594 February 7, 2008
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Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.
A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
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(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.
"It appears that you have been goosed by The Keister Bunny, Bill.."
by Wenatchee Guy March 23, 2008
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The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.
by Sherryousissywhore April 25, 2020
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The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.
"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.
by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018
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