Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.
Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.
^See? Feel the love.
a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)
Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?
A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.
He also enjoys partying very much.
"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"