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1. keeping the census down
relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".
Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.
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by long duck dong Sep 4, 2003 share this add a video