Derogatory term. Derived from the verb 'to be keen'. Usually a schoolphrase,it's a person who is desperate to get things right. Note, not necessarily a clever person, just someone who sits at the front of class and kisses the teachers ass and wants to know everything. Note, not a snobby or smartie-pants. Just a really big keenie. Can also be adapted into the adjective 'keenified' By the way, just call people it because it makes them cry. No seriously, its a general mick take in the playground, not very offensive.
'Hahaha, you asked for extra homework you keeeenie'
'You are so keenified, you just finished your work first'
by Lydia (Lid-Dee-Ah) December 8, 2004
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Not to be confused with Joe Keery who is his twin brother.
Gaten Matarazzo confirmed this with him in a video.
Gaten - Weren't you in that domino's pizza ad?
Joe - No that was my brother Joel Keeny
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The Keenis is but an extremely large penis owned by Keenan, which is why all the girls will forever swoon over him. This penis is so incredibly large that it has ultra regeneration and can be passed out to all without affecting its perfection

Never take a Keenis perfection
Person 1: "hey man, did you get your daily dose of Keenis juice?
Person 2:" no not yet, I heard this one gives you powers?
Person 1: "yeah man, hes so attractive
by Keenis Owner March 29, 2022
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