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A large. hairy, misshapen penis that ressmbles the Canadian Sasquach.

(Can be used in a pick-up line.-Hey girl, you want a bite of my Keegan sandwich?)

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Keeganite- A male that has a huge Keegan.
Keeganita- An insult used on females. (Be careful when using this word. Females have been known to commit suicide or go on homocidal rampages after being called a Keeganita.)
Guy: Dude, you have such a small penis!
Dude: Well at least I don't have a Keegan.
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Would you like some grated Keeg on top of your salad?
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A steak and Keeg sub.
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Mac and Keeg
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Grilled Keeg sandwich.
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by The Big Keeg February 02, 2010
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A sexy penguin dude who dives alot
Our diver is a straight-up Keegan
by JDigs March 16, 2009
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A complete tool. The biggest loser around. Can be used as both noun and verb. Remember in "Kingpin" when everyone would say "he pulled a Munson"? Munson has been replaced by Keegan.
"Dude, don't be a Keegan"
"He just got Keeganed!"
"What a Keegan"
by MrBill May 26, 2005
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Keegan, a term derived from the plumbers merchants, meaning not bothered or too lazy.
dave: dude, you going diving
shane: nah im too keegan
by crazy toyota dude June 07, 2006
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keegan is a cute, awesome, talented person. Who is always outstanding and has many friends. She is so cool and has many haters!
keegan is so cool!
by stealyogirl. May 18, 2016
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Unit of measurement, similar to a bushel, determined by how many of the object being measured can fit inside of a 6' 2", 21 year old male weighing roughly 180 lbs.
Hard as I tried, I was unable to fit a full keegan of dildi inside of myself.
by Ace Magnum December 23, 2009
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Keegan:
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
person 1: dude why is that girl crying so much?

bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
by thatgirlwhodatedkeegan January 09, 2013
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