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Sals Kebabs 

Sals Oz Rock Cafe AKA Sals Kebabs is a kebab shop in Revesby near the train station (Sydney Australia)

It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.

Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.

The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.

Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8

Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.

Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul
Group of guys in Revesby Workers Club
Guy 1: Hey man lets go to Sal’s?
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Group of guys: *stare in disbelief
"SALS KEBABS MAN!! YOUR'VE NEVER BEEN!!?!??
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Guy 1: You'll see man....you’ll see
Guy 3: Lets go get this guy a Khe Sanh

Drunk guy 1: “I juuust Weeent TO saaaals maaaan”
Drunk guy 2: Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: *nods with big smile
Drunk guy 2: “Sweeet lets go back to the pub now


"I LOOOOVE SAL'S KEEBABS NAAA nAA NA NA NA NAaa NA NAAAA JUKE BOX BABY I LOOOOOVE SALS KEBABS"
Sals Kebabs Theme song lyrics
Sals Kebabs by Whifty Scent October 24, 2008
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making kebabs

My friend: What’s up?
Me: Making kebabs, wyd?
My friend: Nm
Also my friend; Don’t forget to flush!
making kebabs by xCreepeREA June 16, 2019

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs 

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop
person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

Allow The Kebabs

A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.
That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs

The Non-Kebabs 

A group of people who are normal and does not smell of meat or come from turkey
Chris and Carl play for The Non-Kebabs
The Non-Kebabs by Alsey18 August 18, 2008

dank.kebabs 

Noun;
1.A weird meme page on Instagram, usually posts weird/non funny content
Yooo did you see that new meme @dank.kebabs posted? Yeah his new edit was good
dank.kebabs by dank.kebabs April 8, 2019

Corby Kebab

An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.

Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.

Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.
"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."
Corby Kebab by Hen Broon July 16, 2009