Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.
Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"
Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."
or;
Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"
Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"
Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"
Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."
or;
Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"
Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"
Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"
by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008