Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.
"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"
by Stockers August 25, 2003
Some turkish meat-meal. Today there are many kebab shops in Europe. Kebab is accepted as some kind of fast-food. Should be eaten in turkey for the real kebab that is not totally pig shit.
Kebab is usually made from street animals in Europe, mostly cats.
by BerserkedHobo July 24, 2010
(verb) When three or more lesbians with two or more double-headed dildos engage in a vagina-anus-vagina daisy-chain of sorts.
Dude 1: "Where's Kate, Michelle, and Suzanne?"

Dude 2: "In the other room, kebabing."
by lobstalunch February 16, 2010
when something is good and bad at the same moment. sort of like sweet and sour. delicious yet shitty. not always great but still gives you raging hard boners.
Davis Manivanh walks into a crowded party

"What's up Niggas?"

Everyone stares and gives him a weird look

"What my niggaz?"

They are all black.

He thinks he may be racist...

"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin

The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"

then they say

"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"


Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"


Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....

"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."

Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"

He says

"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"

Davis blushes and pulls out his penis

"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"

"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"

"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"

the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.

Everyone loves the kebab.

Niggas love the kebab.
by Davis Manivanh (206)6017313 March 30, 2009
Sliced Lamb or Chicken with salad and garlic sauce inside turkish bread. Often confused with the vastly inferior Souvalaki.

"Lets get a souva, nah they suck wang, Kebabs are the way of the future"
by Kebab freak January 19, 2006
female genitalia.
As used by that minger out of big brother
me kebab is sore from that shafting
by blu April 23, 2003
anglo-turkish delicacy

consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour

but still...it tastes pretty damn good
hey man, did i even ask for mayonaise in my kebab?
by S_d June 28, 2006

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