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14.
(n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.
mmm, kebab!
by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004
 
1.
1. Obscure meat product in pitta bread, accompanied by salad and chilli

2. Female Genitalia


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Staple diet of pissheads
by Ron May 17, 2003
 
2.
A delicacy, especially on the way back from the pub.
Mweerrr!! I'm pissed man... time for a kebab!
by stray December 09, 2003
 
3.
Verb 1: to overuse, overplay, destroy, crush, ruin, deface

Verb 2: to loosen/wreck a girl's pussy as a result of hardcore sex/fucking/smashing
1. I've really kebabbed that song, Seek Bromance

2. He must really kebab her especially as they've been spending a lot of time alone recently.
by captainmeat December 24, 2011
 
4.
female genitalia.
As used by that minger out of big brother
me kebab is sore from that shafting
by blu April 23, 2003
 
5.
Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.
"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"
by Stockers August 25, 2003
 
6.
Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.
"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"
by Alexander May 31, 2004
 
7.
Sliced Lamb or Chicken with salad and garlic sauce inside turkish bread. Often confused with the vastly inferior Souvalaki.

"Lets get a souva, nah they suck wang, Kebabs are the way of the future"
by Kebab freak January 19, 2006