Verb: To throw out some made up term in a sentence and then adamantly refuse to accept the fact that the word in question is not, in fact, properly used.
Noun: People who like to use random words out of context in which the meaning of the word must be guessed at based solely on the contextual use rather than any accepted definition of the word in question. (for further clarification see the second definition of the term "House" on this site).
"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."
This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.
Guy 2: The cool girl?
Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.
I heard this guy opened a condom with a bear knife, must've been Kearney.
Did you see Kearney at the bar last night?
Yea, i think he got a haircut.
No he's just always bald.
Kearney's can normally be recognised by a balding crown, usually dotted with small amounts of ungroomed red hair.
They often have poor eyesight and can find sunlight very difficult. Due to this drawback, Kearney's are most active at night, spending their time foraging for discarded tampons, a Kearney's favourite food.