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A so-called "file sharing" program which is actually a great virus and fake bank, where people can freely choose their favourite virus and download it for free. Or if they want to have tons of fake files in their PC, then they have chosen the right program.
And just as if it wasn't enough, it comes with a free bonus : tons of spyware on your PC. This way, people won't have to waste their time telling to unknown people what websites they have visiting, these spyware will do it for them. Great, isn't it ?
This program is, however, not liked by those who don't like viruses, and they recommend other REAL sharing programs such as SoulSeek, eMule, Direct Connect, Overnet, and so on...
A version called Kazaa Lite exists, it has no spyware but still has the viruses and fakes.
A: 725 viruses in our virus collection ! Which are we missing ?
B: Lots... keygen.exe, for example !
A: Alright, download a fake crack from kazaa now !
by "the eurodance lover" July 17, 2006
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Something that sucks and will give you loads of viruses.
Hot damn I need some viruses, kazaa here i come!
by Bojangles357 July 26, 2005
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"Oh Shit! Don't tell me I just downloaded Kazaa! Well I guess it was time for a reformat anyway."
by Nisby September 11, 2005
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A "p2p sharing software" that has many worms, viruses, adware, and spyware attached, not to mention there is countless hacks and viruses on the files inside.

Malware installed by Kazaa includes the following:

Cydoor (spyware): Collects information on the PC's surfing habits and passes it on to the company which created Cydoor.

B3D (adware): An add-on which causes advertising popups if the PC accesses a website which triggers the B3D code.

Altnet (adware): A distribution network for paid "gold" files.

The Best Offers (adware): Tracks your browsing habits and internet usage to display advertisements similar to your interests.

InstaFinder (hijacker): Redirects your URL typing errors to InstaFinder's web page instead of the standard search page.

TopSearch (adware): Displays paid songs and media related to your search in Kazaa.

RX Toolbar (spyware): The toolbar monitors all the sites you visit with Microsoft Internet Explorer and provides links to competitors' websites.

New.net (hijacker): A browser plugin that lets you access several of its own unofficial Top Level Domain names, e.g., .chat and .shop. The main purpose of which is to sell domain names......

The bottom line, dont download this. Use frostwire.
Kazaa is so pathetic. Who would even download it? *downloads frostwire*
by j-moneeyyyyyy May 30, 2009
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A file sharing program used mostly by teens and those new to the internet because they don't know that it is invading your system with spyware, adware, trojans, foistware, viruses, heck and probably the frickin devil. Can be used to download anything from child/rape/bestality/necrophile porn to music (which the riaa have a good chance of finding). Mostly used for the former. Also known as a testement to what advertising is doing to the internet.
The bitches that made Kazaa should crucified for the crap they let their "safe" program do.
by spacetree April 08, 2004
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Ka-Wha-eh-va

A peer to peer client like Napster but also with possibility to download other files than mp3. Contains a lot of spyware. Used by those who haven´t discovered Direct Connect++ or FTP.
I must get rid of Kazaa and download Direct Connect++
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KazaA is teh Devil! it brings about pop-ups for no reason! it screws up intercontinental copyright laws! For all your souls, uninstall KazaA!!!
KazaA sucks, it only makes me computer go slower, it brings up pop-ups for no reason and it messes with intercontinental copyright laws! Im going to unistall it, gee whizz?
by Den Jandra May 09, 2004
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