| 1. | Kayak Pirate | ||
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A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate" Thief: dude, bill guess what?
Thief 2: What? Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now! Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak... Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now Thief 2: *Leaves* |
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