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A two-faced bitch who, while she does make some catchy songs, is still extremely untalented. She is also apparently a sore loser, as she dedicated her song "You're So Gay!" to the German emo boy-band Tokio Hotel who beat her to the VMA's "Best New Artist of the Year" Person 1: Did you hear about what Katy Perry did after the VMA awards?
Person 2: No. What did she do? Person 1: Well this random German emo boy-band called Tokio Hotel won "Best New Artist of the Year" Award and apparently Katy Perry wasn't happy about. Person 2: Why? What did she do to them? Person 1: She wanted to win that award. However she didn't so she decided to slander them by dedicating her song "You're So Gay" to them. Person 2: Wow what a bitch. Person 1: Yeah I feel sorry for Tokio Hotel, they already have enough people who think they're gay just because the lead singer looks likes a transgender. The last thing they needed was for Katy Perry to slander them. |
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A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay... Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you... |
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Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out. "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician. She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because: 1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage. 2. Someone is bound to get offended. 3. They still really make me want to kill people. Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut. |
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Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end. Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that? Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES! Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning! |
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Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality. If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.
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A singer that depended on explicit sexual themes to boost her popularity. Guy 1: "Man, Katy Perry is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No,Hot N Cold!" |
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A shining example of all that is wrong with the modern music industry. Retardedly simple lyrics, contradictory statements, and whoring herself out through song yet never whoring herself out visually - that is the essence of Katy Perry.
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An American recording artist who sings about lesbian relationships, manic depressive disorder, getting married while drunk, and sex on the California beach. Katy Perry: California girls we're unforgettable
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