A Katie is, quite simply, the dankest woman in every way. She is beautiful beyond belief, usually with dark, chocolate eyes that mesmerize you. People often say the eyes are the window to the soul. These windows hold a soul as wonderful and salty as the Katie herself. She has a dazzling face that melts every man's heart. She has small, cute hands that are perfect for holding, although they drip sweat like she has her own rain cloud. She is witty as a whip, with an incredibly analytical mind that cuts through any argument you're foolish enough to have with her. And these arguments are unwinnable, as she will squash you like a bugger. A Katie is always right. Always, though she may sometimes give you a pat on the back for dumbass effort. She is also incredibly sarcastic, and hilarious to be around. She brings the fun to any get together, and is the self appointed life of the party. She is not a guy chaser, and instead a man has to work to win this heart, often for a couple of frackin years man. The effort required to win a Katie is well worth it, as she is incredibly romantic, loyal, kind, and fun to be around.
Man that girl is so frash and smart! What a Katie!
by ImperatorJim February 13, 2015
A person highly likely to excrete feces during copulation
Damn bitch, did you just Katie in bed?
by wangalangadingdong February 05, 2015
A very stunning girl that everybody loves she is very fun to be around and always laughs she has amazing eyes and is very trendy she loves attention and enjoys being around friends family and animals she is very kind and is always keen on an adventure she loves to look tidy and nice and is a very honest person she gets along with everyone and no one has a problem with her everyone notices her beauty shines as bright as a light and with just one smile she can shine through your soul she has an amazing voice and if you get to know her well you will notice her high level of excellence she has a great body shape and is very eligant she is very loveable and extreamly sporty and great at music.

She is very beautiful and is great in bed. All the guys want her, she is always the topic of conversation wjen she walk by. She has an amazing body. Nice curves and knows how to work it. If you get the chance to be with a katie charish it. Shes special
That Girl katie is a hot mama.!
by talorsgirl October 24, 2014
A fat bitch that likes to eat everything in sight and has no regard for the hunger of those around her. Hostile if not well fed.
Katie didn't have breakfast this morning guys I'd be careful
by mzpqalsk April 15, 2014
Katie is a short girl who loves to laugh. She is a dare devil and tends to get hurt a lot. She loves sports like softball and gymnastics. Guys like her but she is too into sports to care. Loves her best friend and insists they are sisters. Comes from a crazy family but she loves them anyways! Also loves animals like dogs and horses
Jacob: wow that girl is really hot. Do I have a chance with her?
Even: nah that's katie
by Erin prances December 27, 2013
A beautiful sexual goddess! Fully capable and well equipped for easily arousing any mans loins. She is very capable of getting what she wants by any means with rarely having to use her unparalled persuasive skills. Her attitude is nonchalant about everything unrelated to her own personal agenda; so either get with her program or don't stay for her show! Mysterious as she is, you will never know how she is truly feeling. She hides her feelings well behind a either a smile or the middle finger. An excellent speaker as well as a party fiend. She is every mans dream but could turn nightmare from her impulsive behavior.
"Who was that Katie girl at the party last night?"

"I don't know but she was the life of the party; I really feel sorry for her date!"

"Yeah me too, that Katie was everywhere."

"Sure was, I wouldn't mind following her though!"
by yungntelleck April 17, 2009
gorgeous girl thats the best person on the face of the earth
katie is the best
by thisisannoying September 06, 2008

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