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an amazing girl who youd never expect to befriend
a cheerleader most likely
shes not exactly sure of everything in life, but who really is
she has probably gone through a lot more than you'd expect
shes willing to try new things, and she can be crazy when she wants to be
she'll always be there for you when you need her
have you met the new girl?


oh shes such a katie! you should meet her
by dude12345678987654321 March 22, 2009
One strong person. kind and compassionate and never seems to let you give up on yourself. someone everyone should be able to meet at least once, gives great advice. Someone who always encourages you to go for your dreams.
Maybe you should try being more like Katie.

Katie makes everyone all smiley.
by soccachick238 March 22, 2009
the single hottest and best gf anyone could ask for, dates the sexiest kid on earth, hunter
My gf is a total katie
by Hunt3rJB September 01, 2008
A short, stout, terrifying & disgusting piece of shit beast who photoshops &/or posts air-brushed "modeling" photos of herself all over the internet. Depending on the drug she's on, she's 125-140 lbs. Her gut is very loose & flabby due to her having kids at 12 yrs old. Quite scary, this thing's a smelly hog that'll take whatever she can & take off to the next victim. The "story" goes, she needed an alias as her drug-addicted ex-boyfriend's now out of jail & most likely looking for her, though she'll blame her new name on her "modeling career". She lied to police & the court to get out of doing her own sentence. She'll tell you that she's gay, bi, straight, This girl's out of her fucking mind & needs to be strapped in a padded cell. She's a psychotic, sociopath ; she's either on medication or needs to be. She'll do any drug you offer her. She's completely delusional & egotistical. Be careful not to confront her with what you’ve discovered about her or with the above mentioned WITHOUT an experienced psychiatrist handy. She tends to go into fits of uncontrollable rage, over-the-top crying or flat out playing the “I’m the victim & no one understands me or no one cares” card. Everyone who's tried to help this gorgon has gotten pissed on by her. Again be careful, she IS out of control. Lastly, her photos were as easy to get as her post-pregnant pussy & rancid old baloney gut are. God Bless photo-enhancement lest we'd turn into stone!
Question: "How can Natalia KNAJ (aka) Katherine Arsenault Jarvis "Katie" describe herself as 'friendly' when she has no real friends or family?"

Answer: "Years of drug use & alcohol abuse, dissociative personality, smelly sluttiness, warped sense of self, low self-esteem, bad hygiene, an 80 year old woman's stomach, skull like a horse, enlarged nostrils, a mouth like a pussy with herpes, flaky, pushing 30 & thinks she's model material, thinks she can fool everyone, worthless, useless, disgusting, compulsive lying, delusional, pretending to look for approval & takes off when she can't use someone. Did that about cover it?"

What the fuck is wrong with you?

There is NO FUCKING truth to that.

Unless you're talking about yourself fuckwit.

Maybe you need to take a cold shower and wake the fuck up.

You're sick
You are beyond fucked up
Get this fucking straight

You better watch it.
by love_maiden August 07, 2014
A fat bitch that likes to eat everything in sight and has no regard for the hunger of those around her. Hostile if not well fed.
Katie didn't have breakfast this morning guys I'd be careful
by mzpqalsk April 15, 2014
One of the greatest people you will meet, she is funny, kind and will help you through thick and thin. She is usually brown haired, she has a lot of great friends, and will always be an amazing friend.
My Friend.
Friend- I have a problem
Katie- What's up?
Friend- ....
Katie- okay I'll help.
by craazykidd October 20, 2013
The most beautiful, amazing best-friend anyone could ever ask for.

She is always there for you when you need her.
She will never let you down and she will go out of her way to help you.
"I want a Katie for a friend :("
by Romione August 28, 2013