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kyle katarn 

The main character of the Star Wars: Jedi Knight and Star Wars: Dark Forces series of video games for PC and various consoles.

Formerly a smuggler/mercenary. He found out he was a jedi when his father was killed by a sith lord named Jerec. He hunted down the evil Jerec and killed him. In doing so, he almost fell to the dark side himself, so he abandoned his Jedi ways. Later, his close friend and future lover Jan Ors was kidnapped by dark Jedi Desann. He returned to his jedi ways to save Jan Ors, and "currently" works as a Jedi master for the new jedi temple on Yavin 4.
I just got my ass handed to me by Kyle Katarn.
kyle katarn by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005
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Katariwala 

A superior race of humans that were handcrafted by Lord Krishna himself. This bunch of humans are the most intelligent, talented, and attractive of all to walk this Earth. Nobody can compare to them
Girl 1- Look at him, my body needs him tonight
Girl2- It's cuz he's a Katariwala
Girl3- I gotta have him as well
Katariwala by Barney Stinson 2.0 October 13, 2011
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Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

Katariwala 

Human beings characterized by absolute perfection. They are extremely intelligent, awesome, superior, and the males are masters of making thai food. No other human beings can even compare to such a race.
Girl #1: I just had thai food from a katariwala, it was the best thai food I ever had.

Girl #2: I know I also had thai food with you guys. It was 5-star quality

Girl #3: I know, thai food tastes so much better especially when there are 4 of us.
Katariwala by Barney Stinson 2.0 November 7, 2011

Katarzyna 

female name derived from the Greek word katharos means "pure", "without blemish". Katarzyna name to a person endowed with a strong personality, individuality, and unwillingness to submit to the commands and prohibitions of others. These are smart and inteligent people and can easily achieve high professional position (which are associated with social prestige and high incomes).
behold all Katarzyna
Katarzyna by withoutblame November 27, 2011

Katarzyna 

That is so Katarzyna
Katarzyna by chihuahualover:) October 14, 2011

Katanatard 

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.
I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...