when people are mean to other people unless you have food.
I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."
He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.
The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.
"She spent an hour forking her food to death."
any kind of food containg ham, bread slices, fruit, sugar, and tomatoes all in one dish. Usually has the word "pudding" or "pie" afterwards to make it SOUND good.
shephards pie (for god's sake your eating shephards, man!)
mince pie (ewww)
A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.
"Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street."
"That house isn't empty. That cat lady lives there, but never has to come out because she has it stockpiled with four tons of cat food and twenty-thousand gallons of milk."
"Ogm! How did Mr. Titi get out of the cat lady's house?!"
A tramp that will do anything for some food stamps
Becky, she a stamp tramp. She said i could get it with 50 dollars in food stamps.
Kat is this weird Asian chick that sings in chorus, but she sucks. it's okay though, because when she sings, she sings so loud that i even get credit for not singing.
she's Asian, but she looks black and she had a freaky Italian uncle. she gets hit on by black guys all the time because she has a donk.... she is the kind of person who will bring cold Chinese food to the mall instead of spending money on warm food court food. although kat is asian, she still manages to gets c's and d's in class, which amuses me. she dons;t know how to write an essay because she only writes in beaner talk... which makes no since because she was born in America. when you yell her name in the hall way she respond by yelling "dog!"
person a: "hey this hot Asian chick just joined my geometry class, i bet she can help me with my homework"
person b: ''is her name Kat?..... she's dumb as a rock''
alex's favourite food
matt-hey alex...lets go grab tacos
alex- no matt....im hungry for mogg
kat- yer...im the moggee
matt-ok then....you may kiss my shoe now alex