Based on the statement by "Weird Al" Yankovic that "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash", referencing Kim Kardashian's filing for divorce from Kris Humphries citing "irreconcilable differences" after a mere 72 days.
Kardashian earned $17.9 million USD by wedding Humphries, but it's the gays who will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Derek: Also our 2-year is 04.01.
Raymond: That's not nearly the landmark that's the 10-kardash. Come now, let's celebrate the milestones that matter!