someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.
Guy: "What's up with that guys stache? It looks crunchy."

Dude: "He's going for the Kaptain Krauth"
by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010

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Top Definition
1- Possesing a molestache,

2- has mad n00b skills on COD;

3- pulls corny pranks; lame

4- One who uses "dude" and "guy" way too much;

5- Thinks he is the most l33t boss in the world
1- Can you believe the kaptainkrauth that guy has?

2- i just kaptinkrauth'd the krap out of that guys!

3- i cant believe how kaptainkrauth he's being

4- Calm down guy, stop being such a kaptainkrauth

5- Take it easy kaptain, you're no krauth
by l33treynorrl33t March 23, 2010

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