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1.
1- Possesing a molestache,

2- has mad n00b skills on COD;

3- pulls corny pranks; lame

4- One who uses "dude" and "guy" way too much;

5- Thinks he is the most l33t boss in the world
1- Can you believe the kaptainkrauth that guy has?

2- i just kaptinkrauth'd the krap out of that guys!

3- i cant believe how kaptainkrauth he's being

4- Calm down guy, stop being such a kaptainkrauth

5- Take it easy kaptain, you're no krauth
by l33treynorrl33t March 23, 2010
 
2.
someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.
Guy: "What's up with that guys stache? It looks crunchy."

Dude: "He's going for the Kaptain Krauth"
by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010