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1.
The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?

Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.
by kapsturbator June 23, 2010