the belief that Kappy is quite spiffy and also the best person ever.
Followers of Kapism believe that one or more of the following are awesome: Lady Gaga, Nick Jonas, Gina, synchronized skating, and the color pink. Many are also atheist.
Person 1: What the heck is Kapism?
Person 2: Umm only the best "religion" in the world. Duh.
Person 1: Who is Kappy?
Person 2: The teenage girl equivalent to Jesus.
Karpism is both a religion and a form of government, particularly an autocratic governement where karp is karp. In Karpism as a religion, Karpists devote their entire lifestyles to pleasing Karp.
“Our country should really become socialist.”
“I don’t know, I think Karpism would have the most benefits.”