cankedort 

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

cankedort by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Cakvin Kankert 

When you are trolling but you act like you aren't .

People who are Cakvin Kankert are most of the time a fat introverted persons who likes to tilt people for fun.

They know are a anoying retards but they just dont care.

Cakvin Kankert victim: The Corona virus is fake.
Anyone: NO are you actually fucking dumb.
Cakvin Kankert victim: WTf is doesnt exist you are a inbred idiot.
Anyone: WTF are you fucking dumb you have to be trolling.
Cakvin Kankert victim: NO im not trolling you fuck face.
(He is trolling but he wil never tell)

Cakvin Kankert by Basterd Sonkkong December 8, 2021