phantom kangaroos 

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

phantom kangaroos by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

kangroo 

When you get so damn bored you intentionally misspell "kangaroo" and look for a definition and you find this one made by someone exactly like you, bored in class searching on urban dictionary.

Ooh i'm gonna type "kangroo" just to see what pops up in urban dictionary!

kangroo by Bored10yearolld January 11, 2021

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

kangaroos by Sam April 4, 2004

Fucking Kangaroos 

A displeasure of australians. Coined in the End of the World video.

But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos.

Fucking Kangaroos by 1337blip September 15, 2010

Kangarooster 

A kangarooster is a kangaroo and a rooster combined (duh) it is from the short around 26 secound long song Thus Spake The Kangarooster by HORSE the Band a Death Metal / Emo / Hardcore band...they can be found at myspace.com music section.

the song
Thus Spake The Kangarooster

"in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster, half of him was kangaroo the other half was rooster, he could jum and he could crow, clap his wings tap his toes, in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster."

-HORSE the band

Kangarooster by BackPack December 13, 2005

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

kangaroos by Rumpus February 18, 2004