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kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I couldn't get to the phone when you called, I was kangarooing.
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kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
by Spike and Gwabby October 05, 2007

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kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
I ate too much of your mothers meatloaf and it got impacted in my intestines. Kangarooing was my only hope.
by Spike and Gwabby October 14, 2007

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When you jump and shoot in a game. Commonly used in by noobs and usually pisses off better players. it can be used with a noun. Ex. Kangaroo Sniping, Kangaroo Launching.
Player "Shit I just got Kangaroo Sniped by some noob"
Player 2 "What a jew"
Player 3 " I hate Kangarooing"
by Seabass1609 January 18, 2010

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