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What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B.
My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koala.
by Scott Graham June 04, 2005
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Guy: "my favorite animal is a kangaroo; it's basically a giant rabbit that can KICK YOUR ASS!"
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An Australian marsupial. We usually own about 2 or 3 per family and instead of public transport, and cars, we like to be safe (and prevent green house gases) by taking a kangaroo!
Oh and if you're american, they will kick your ass.
Bob "Haha look at that kangaroo beating the crap out of that american!"
Fred "Yeah, lets go take a kangaroo downtown."
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A hooded sweatshirt with a pouch on the front to put your hands inside if it's cold.
My girlfriend likes to wear my kangaroo because her jacket is too thin.
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Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.
Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!
by gogo April 28, 2004
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Hey bro watch out for that Kangaroo, he is wearing boxing gloves.
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Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.
"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"
by Sam April 04, 2004
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