Kampwerth 

A predominantly German Catholic family that immigrated to the US in the late 1890s and early 1900s, living mostly in southern Illinois. Famously a gigantic family, with couples often having over 8, and sometimes as many as 16 children. They love their family reunions and their weddings, most especially because of the consumption of alcohol at said events. They have also developed an affinity for the drink "Ski."

"Did you see how much Courtney drank last night?"
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."

"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."

"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."

Kampwerth by Lizerdine March 26, 2009

kamper 

Term for an unusually tall, skinny, or otherwise stringbean-esc looking person.

New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!

kamper by NOT TOO SHABBY! May 12, 2016

Kempfer

kempfers came from germany many years ago, they are born beautiful, intelligent and strong willed. they are also known to have bad tempers and some of the baddest mofos you will meet. family is the most important aspect to them and they are too quick to stand up for a relative or defend family or friends. some of them (ME) are wild lovers of music and like to party, and at times may get a little roudy , usually the first girl to get sloppy drunk and beat someones ass. . . other than that we are just the best ever and generally very fun people to b around. most of us have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh :D.

OMG they must be a kempfer!

Kempfer by Shortyblueskies April 11, 2011

Mein Penis Kämpfe 

From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.

"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."

Mein Penis Kämpfe by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Kampert 

A sad homo sexual name usually derived from the english word for shit.

Dude: I think I need to go for a kampert
Dude2: Why the fuck would you tell me that, it's just fucking sad

Kampert by durry junior brah November 25, 2010

Kempfered 

When you make an exceptionally smart purchase on a used go kart off of Craigslist from a guy in Elgin and you attach a jerry-rigged zamboni so you can manicure better ice for the regulars.

Guy 1: You wanna come up to the woods this year for a quality ODR
Guy 2: No, your ice is always horseshit
Guy 1: No this year I Kempfered it
Guy2: Sick. Pencil me in

Kempfered by JrueBarr December 18, 2017

kampereiland 

Kampereiland is a small farm hamlet located in Overijssel, Netherlands.

I live as a farmer in Kampereiland.

kampereiland by RedDeadRevamp03 October 8, 2019