To be chronically injured or lame. Often characterized by repeated injuries caused by seemingly effortless tasks.
I’d like to get out there and play but I’ve been kammered all season.
by Bill Kruse August 27, 2007
Drinking $2 blush wine until you pass out.
I got so kammered last night at Justin's party. I drank 2 buck chuck 'til I KO'd on the couch. I'm so gonna do it again tonight and pass out in the hot tub or bathroom stall.
by Mike Jones 2008 August 11, 2008