Eccentric and oh-so-sexy, Kamek is somebody you don't want to fuck with.
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me