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Kalron's are typically complete douche bags to everyone. They are usually mean black men that you should never trust. Lithuanian for small dick. Kalron's are normally weird people with weird abnormalities such as shelfish alergies and should not socialize with normal people. If you meet a Kalron, spit on them and walk the other way.
dude i heard that guy robbed a bank, what'd you expect; he is a kalron.
by gregg t. soulsa October 06, 2011

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