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1. An indistinct measurement of time. One kalpa is the time that would elapse when one average-strengthed human with a silk cloth comes to rub a square-mile steel cube every solar earth year, turning it into a marble-sized ball.
by TheFez September 13, 2003
 
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A kalpa is a time unit and the term comes from hindi. A kalpa measures 4.32 billion years and is listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the longest time unit in use.
The age of the universe is 50 kalpas.
by rincewind3 February 02, 2010
 
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a loose moose.
Lake district type moose on the loose
by Anonymous August 17, 2003