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noun.
someone who is independent and loves to do whatever he feels like and is awesome at it!
Batman is like a kaleo! He's so awesome!
by kaleo March 22, 2008
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Kaleo: Baddass, ruler of all, coolest person ever.
Kaleo: "Would you like a hotdog in your bun" and "porn and lotions"
by David Bradshaw March 12, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An egregious fellow who is always nonplussed.
He's a real Kaleo!
by Revengeadaseth October 09, 2016
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10" high plush doll.

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