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19.
A gay annoying fag that loves only Warcraft
you do not want to be like Kaleb
by Nick Detterline June 13, 2003
 
1.
the greatest guy ever..... i love you kaleb
anyone would be lucky to have him
by Caitlin June 04, 2004
 
2.
A Kaleb will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kaleb will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling youll do. A Kaleb is the best kind of guy youll ever come across, so if youre lucky enough meet a Kaleb dont let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.
Girl 1: I met a Kaleb once, I trapped him and now hes my exotic pet.

Girl 2: Seriously?? Ive never even seen a Kaleb?? Can I pet him?

Girl 1: No, hes mine.
by Garlic Bread January 29, 2010
 
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the best person in the world! he makes you feel better when you are down...i have always loved him. and i always will. kaleb i hope i get a chance with you!
kaleb i love you!
you the best!
by Katie A. March 03, 2005
 
4.
Derived from the word God.

Also a phrase for the hottest person alive to ever step foot on earth and any other planets he has been on. Mars, Jupiter, Urnaus, and Saturn.

Common name for a black man that has mass skills.

When girls talk about who is hot and they dont want some boy to here they will substitute their name with Kaleb.

It also the hottest man to ever step foot on earth.
The examples were taken from real audiences off the street of New York

"OMG, Kaleb is sooo hawt, I wish I could be him!"
"I would get my left testicle to be Kaleb for a minutes"
"I to touch Kalebs fingernail, because i am not worthy enough to touch any other part of his body.
by Alex Heffner May 07, 2008
 
5.
An amazing guy that you can never stop thinking about. He's a sweet and nice and so damn funny. He's dangerous but makes you more attitived to him. All guys want to be a Kaleb. Because he's a sexy and handsome guy that all girls want. And will give all his love to the girl he is in love with. He is amazing, and once you love him you will never stop
Girl: Wow your being a Kaleb...I love you! :) <3
by foreverandeveriwillbeyours January 16, 2011
 
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The sweetest guy that you will ever meet. He's a hopeless romantic who will go out of his way for the girl he wants. Even if she doesn't love him he will keep trying. He is perverted but knows his limits, always. He writes original music, sings, and plays guitar beautifully. Whenever you are down he will come up and give you the bestest hug in the world. He's a true gentalman and is great to cuddle and snuggle beside. At first thought people hate him because he can be horny and in a way... a womanizer. But once you get to know him he will be the person you want by your side for the rest of your life. He is impossible to stay mad at and is just a giant teddy bear at the end of the day. I love him to bits and if you meet a kaleb don't let him go, i can guarentee that there is no one like him. <3
person 1:Whoa. Hes a really good musician! Did he write that himself?
person 2: Yeah he's also very sweet and loveable. No wonder he's a Kaleb!
by Sweetheart :*) January 02, 2012
 
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The coolest guy youve ever met. When you meet him at first he sounds like a complete ass. But then he turns into an awesome guy thats goofy and is nice to you. At times he may need to crack a few perverted jokes but they're only harmless. He loves to say the word Rawr and will immediatly respond back to you in seconds. I you are reading this Kaleb I just have to say this is 100% true and no denials.
Mom:What do you do on that computer all day?

Me:Oh ive been talking to my friend Kaleb.

Mom:Oh, well have fun then.
by Hgfgjgtukduy August 17, 2012