2. A Swedish furniture store that is the knockoff version of IKEA. Only stocks unique, yet useless, household items that are surprisingly well-priced.
3. A strain of weed that makes the user want to examine the intricacies of Native American philosophy.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she raged all Friday, then on Saturday she dropped acid and went to the Jane Eyre seminar.
2. Husband: Dammit, why can't we just go to Ikea instead of this place?
Wife: Because where else can I find an umbrella rack patterned with a Beatles collage and colorful rhinestones for
3. Stoner: Dude, I smoked some Kaija last night, man I was so high I talked with my roommate for 4 hours about the merits of oral tradition and the implications of the land as an extension of the human soul.
Stoner: You disgust me.