kaff

to quit or die, most commonly used in the past tense as kaffed

There were other
problems with the car - blown frost plug, kaffed distributor

He didn't even get killed by a Croc, he got killed by a stingray. That's pathetic. At least he kaffed doing something he loved.

by Michipicoten March 25, 2007

kaff

a, Its a shortcut for Keep Away From Fire.

b, Person who is extremely explosive

c, In a good way: extreemly hot chick.

Kaff your bitch buddy!

Wooow What a kaff chick!

by kaffchick September 21, 2010

kaff

goes extremely extremely well with chip

fish and chip, kaff and chip. u see. go well together.

by Bob April 7, 2005

kaff

peas on kaff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"oops i mean kaff, kaff, kaff, kaff"
"kaff's stripping in the air"
"kaff's cherry"
"wait, what if he has a thing for big lips?"

by kaff January 5, 2005

kaffs

Shortened from kaffies a polari term for trousers.

'He was wearing zebra print kaffs with pink go faster stripes!!!'

by ewgvwg March 25, 2006

Kaff

Kaff is a girl who obsesses over a celebrity rather then people she knows , she gathers feeling and emotional connections and adores them . she can only imagine herself with a specific person and fails to settle for anyone less . She has a close group of friends and a gorgeous pearly white smile , she wishes she was an only child and hates not being the favourite. She is a big sports fan but fails to support teams that thrive just them she is different. She is a melt

“I decorated my room with posters” “Christ your such a kaff”

by The real Peter Andre November 6, 2018

Kaff

A term used to describe a senile middle aged irish slag who talks to young boys and knows fuck all about football too and is a glory hunting freak.

Oh Kaff just fuck off will you please

MY NAME IS NOT KAFF ITS KATHRYN
KAFFINE
Thats it. Your getting blocked

by im.incorrigible July 30, 2018