kabuki dick dance 

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

kabuki dick dance by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kabukimono 

From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3

Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.

Kabukimono by Akai~ April 14, 2023

Kabuki 

Theatre, artifice, fake, insincere, something done only for show. AKA lip service

Congress stated that mine safety would be a priority but I fear that it is just kabuki and nothing will happen.

Kabuki by Word Monkey April 15, 2010

Kabuki Speaker 

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org

SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000

Kabuki Speaker by M.X. September 3, 2004

KABUKI 

Japanese theatre where only men were allowed to act, even female roles, until ban was recently lifted. Invented in order to allow peasants a theatre of their own, as going to nobles' theatre would result in either having their eyes gouged out or their ears ripped off. Performed in poses rather than fluid action. Often very depressing.

I wanted to see a kabuki production, but it's so expensive and I don't speak old-fashioned Japanese.

KABUKI by Cassandra March 30, 2005

Kabuki 

Showy posturing performed as an act of theater. Typically used by pundits to describe an empty political performance which serves to satisfy or distract an audience. The name refers to the Japanese tradition of Kabuki theater, eliciting imagery of heavily costumed characters performing sweeping gestures and holding exaggerated poses for an audience. The performance may appear as elaborate and sometimes strange (foreigners in drag).

While the public remained fixated on the Kabuki of the kind words and state visit by the charismatic leader, his administration was doubling down on trade violations and human rights abuses.

Kabuki by TerryMander August 4, 2018

kabuki 

know the difference between your kabuki and your bukkake

The expression means that the person does not know basic obvious things. That person lacks common sense or experience in the subject under discussion.

The expression is Similar to "not knowing shit from shinola" or "not knowing your ass from your elbow".

The actress accused James Cameron of never having a female lead in his movies. Obviously She doesn't know the difference between her kabuki from her bukkake.

kabuki by russ_rp January 4, 2022