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A Homosexual man of Middle Eastern/Persian/Arabic desent that likes to skewer young meat.
Look at that "Kabob", cruising for boys in his Lotus Elise.
by Ciaotime July 24, 2009
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A guy who has the potential to stalk you for the next few years.
That guy i meant last night is a total kabob
by kabobhater November 09, 2012
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To fuck a really tight girl when you have a huge cock
"Damn, did you hear about Cheyenne? She got totally kabobed last night!"
by Fluffy Daddy 69 November 10, 2009
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A male-female-male threesome whereby the female is skewered by the two males' cocks - one in her pussy and the other in her asshole.
She likes to be kabobbed by two guys at once.
by Kabobbee September 10, 2013
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A type Arabic/Middle Eastern food made of ground beef or chicken,
and is either

A. placed onto sticks (skewers) in a log shape and barbecued.
B. flattened out (like a small pancake) and fried.
shish kabob beef kabob chicken kabob kobeda
"Dude come over, my mom is making kabob"
"The kabob I ordered at the restaurant was soo good."
by booii August 20, 2007
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The act of skewering your member with vegetables and forcing yourself into some one else's a orifice, doesn't really matter which.

Man, we just kabobed the crap out of you, how did it taste?
by qrczoy February 28, 2008
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Verb form of the noun kabob (cubes of meat (as lamb or beef) marinated and cooked with vegetables usually on a skewer), often used comically when saying one has done something(sometimes randomly in place of other verbs).
Man, you really kabobed that test (used in place of messed up, or screwed up).
by samiam12billion May 15, 2006
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