Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.
Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.
When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"