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A person who likes gossip, acts stupidly and cannot pronounce the sound "k" like a normal human being. He will always push himself into your pictures, and will invite himself to movies and parties. Reproduction method is unkown, since there is no female kabbab, but the common kabbab has a great love for russian girls. Has no sense of humor, can't tell one decent joke but laughs from his own jokes, and occasionally says xd rofl and other lame stuff.
Kabbab:KKKKuka kkula is makkking a new cakkkke with Kkkcorn. HAHAHAHA I'M sooo funnnnnyXD!
Person A:God this man is such a kabbab, who invited him anyway?
Person B:He invited himself:(
by Count Berger September 12, 2009

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