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Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.

Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.
Roommate: "Woah, where did all of this food come from? There's enough here to feed an army for two weeks!"

Other Roommate: "We got Kwaned."
Kwaned by IFRS-Man September 2, 2010
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To get 'flattened' or 'owned' as some Americans may say. In reference to Manchester United legend Roy Keane.
Oh man, did you see Frank Lampard get Keaned by Vidic?
Keaned by Hosium December 9, 2008
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A character from the film Akira.
Kaneda is that guy from Akira.
Kaneda by Kanadarius March 14, 2004
To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007

Kanedere 

A character that generally only show affection to those with status and money or only care about status and money.
Kanedere is a character that generally only show affection to those with status and money or only care about status and money.
Kanedere by UrbanJap October 27, 2016
When someone suddenly and rudely interrupts you or someone else because they think what you or someone else said, thinks, or believes is Wrong but, after they are done they continue to let you speak Much like when Kayne West Interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's to say Beyonce's song was better then hers then continued to let her speak or when Joe Wilson yelled "YOU LIE!!" during President Obama's Congressional Speech. The ed can be changed to Ing to make it Kayneing.
J.J: So that is why I think Tupac is the best rapper ever and that
Mark: NO! Biggie Was wayyyyy better than Tupac.
J.J: WOW, Thanks for Kayneing me Mark.

Or

Sam: cod 4 is way better than WaW and is So much better than.
Jack: WHAT!?!?!, cod 4 sucks Killzone 2 is so much better in every way.
Mike: Sam you just got Kayned
Kayned by Theblackness September 29, 2009
Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!
Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!
Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009