Gay 2: Oh yea? Which country?
Gay 1: Im from the other country...
Gay 2: So am i! UHHH. Take that silly.
Gay 1: That was good, but i payed you £50 for it, i knew you'd try your best.
Gay 2: I need a tub of KY for myself! its great.
Gay 1: It wasn't KY silly, It was Fuck Cheese!