Krabitalism

The noxious greed of bourgeoi-crustaceans. Specifically shown in Spongebob Squarepants, it shows Mr. Krabs' oppression towards the gentle laborer.

"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Krabitalism by Javier2798 September 26, 2017

Krabbing 

A term commonly used by players of the MMORPG Eve Online by CCP games which means addicted to squeezing out as much Interstellar Kredits (ISK) as possible.

I just spent the entire day krabbing in my super, made some dank isk.

Krabbing by Nebutud June 9, 2018

is this the krusty Krab?

No this is Patrick.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!

is this the krusty Krab? by Fred_clause July 9, 2014

are you feeling it now mr.krabs 

oh yeah mr krabs

Spongebob:are you feeling it now mr.krabs
Krabs:AHHHHH

are you feeling it now mr.krabs by shrekfest December 9, 2016

pearl krabs 

Mr. Krabs' daughter who is a whale. She is super annoying like any other teenage daughter.

Pearl Krabs' mother has not been revealed.

pearl krabs by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab 

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Mr. Krabs 

An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.

Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.

Mr. Krabs by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011