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1. Dumbledore
The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.
You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!

Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?

That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.

Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
2. Kamesh
An Indian decendant from India, and not Indiana or the Indiana Jones franchise as most commonly mistaken for.

Usually just AWESOME!

People usually hang around him in the hope that some of his AWESOMENESS would rub off on them!

Also has traits of a great: kisser, lover, creative genious, sexiness, mysterious, and passionate.

But above all, seriously AWESOME!
Dude! Today these chicks were all over me! I think I was having a Kamesh moment!

There's just something about being Kamesh, that people love!
3. mehshole
Mehshole is a synonym for asshole. It is a combination of the two words Meh (which signifies a universal answer to inquires ) and asshole (which is a term for everyday drivers, people u don't like, people who do idiotic things). Combining them makes a universal word to call anyone at any given time without consequences. It can be used in...

disappointment
sadness
anger
indifference
losing
winning
spectation
pet names (both animal and nick names)
baby names
and anything else humanly possible

root: Latin

Pronunciation: (MESH HOLE)
Soon to be Husband on phone: Hey babe, sorry i cant make it to the wedding. k bye.
-click-
Soon to be Wife on the other line: AAAAAAAHHH!! U MEHSHOLE!!!!!
4. Hesco Barrier It
The Hesco Barrier is both a modern gabion used for flood control and military fortification. It is made of a collapsible wire mesh container and heavy duty fabric liner, and used as a temporary to semi-permanent dike or barrier against blast or small-arms. It is used on nearly every United States Military base in Iraq as well as on NATO bases in Afghanistan.

To Hesco Barrier It is to use the Hesco Barrier as a trash disposal by throwing things in it. It is also mostly used to take a piss on when the restroom is to far from the living quarters.
PVT Joe Snuffy: "Damn dude i need to pee but the restroom is frikken far and its cold as f**k outside."

PVT Tard: "Damn sucks for you man."

PVT Joe Snuffy: "Fuck it imma Hesco Barrier It."
5. Townie(PUG!!!)
I know alot has already been said about the townie, much of it refering to one perticular strain of them, or as i call them 'crack head pugs'. these are your townies who wear the burberry, fucked up nike 93's, blast tones on the back of the 363 all the way to pugs-ville and worship fiddy bent.ba ba bow. now, quite apart from the crack head pug/townie/kev etc is the straight up PUG. A pug is much more street than the townie and has many recognizable features. shox and mesh(big in the 04), a ten of peng pukka cronick sticky hench dench 1.7 10$ boodah at all times, listens to g rap ranging (all the way?!) from fiddy and wanks to maybe tupac. Pugs must stay absolutely kriss(neat) at all times, and even the slightest smudge on the k-swiss's sends them to the bin. One myth concerning pugs is that they only wear hoods.not true, as pugs have been known to wear sweatshirts. other pugs must haves are the lastest tones and an intimate knowledge of the sizes/shapes of car body's and rims(dazzles). some pug words......
blud/B/G/my man/my dan/cat/starsky/
blex=condom
tic/hench/peng/pukka/dench/=good
bits/dollaz/=sterling coins
misc.....init/snef/safe/what u saying b/iree/dat was raw/...........................if you see a pug just say YOW YA GOT A TEN?
grimey pug=london pug
sick pug=ruff, usually a dealer
straight up pug=blinged out, meshed out, hiked up wit the nikes, complete with a pitb
(((anyone notice other groups in society i.e townies, pugs, trance heads, frey skinhead bastards, avril lavigne-a-likes, busted punks, american punks,o.g punks,goths,nu metalers,skaters,r + b ho's, indie rockers, hard rock guys, townie rude gyals )))) peace,props to the dawgs safe cool.
6. ricer
1.Any FWD foreign or domestic vehicle that is made to look fast by installing accesories such as but not limited to:

*aftermarket body kits
*aftermarket spoilers (which do NOTHING for traction on a FWD vehicle)
*oversized chrome exaust tips (a.k.a "fart cans/fart pipes/coffee cans") on an otherwise stock exaust pipe
*neons or other aftermarket lighting
*altezzas, or "clear tail lamp" lenses
*grille replacements made up of chicken wire type mesh
*painted calipers
*multiple TV monitors
*20 inch rims with very low profile "rubber band" tires
*cut coils for a lowered look
*stereo systems that have more power than the engine itself
*fake nitrous bottles (or to the ricer crowd..."NAAAAWWWSSS")
*and of course.....stickers of performance parts NOT ON THE CAR. (can you say "poser"?)

2. The truth is none of the above mods do ANYTHING to enhance the performance. As a matter of fact those who perform these so called "mods" have watched "The Fast And The Furious" too many times to be able to distinguish the difference between reality and a movie, thus they think if they make their cars look like the prop cars used in the movies they will be faster and look cooler. Out of interest, these idiots refer to themselves as "tuners" and not ricers.

3. The average person who owns or drives one of these vehicles is white, under 25, suffers from penis envy, wears his pants half hanging off his ass, walks with a fake limp and talks with ebonic slang. He probably works at Mc ...
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