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a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country
now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one
by doctorkizzle March 06, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Someone who wears board shorts,cowboy boots,a cowboy hat,and a tank top
Hey joe look at that kmart cowboy over there
by redneck101 November 22, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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