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Bishop Kearney High School 

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah
According to Hoosier folktales, a Kearney is,

"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."

This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.
Guy 1: Dude, bring the Kearney tonight?

Guy 2: The cool girl?

Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.
Kearney by Tigerprincess October 31, 2010
A beautiful person. She’s a sister to some and a friend to most. She brings light into your life. She might be shy in the beginning but once you get to know her she’s a beautiful ,wild, funny,& courageous Angel sent from the God above. Now if you find a Kearney, you keep her close to your heart and treat her well. She’s special and a blessing to all how meet her.
“Hey there Kearney! I hope your having a great day !”
“ I am thank you ! You too bye !”

Bishop Kearney High School 

A Catholic high school located in Rochester, NY. Known for being in a partnership with Tom Golisano who is providing all students with laptops. Unlike the rival snotty, bitchy, 20,000,000,000+ student school across town in the bad part of Dewey Ave Aquinas Institute, you get your own locker and you can walk through the halls without becoming claustrophobic. And unlike AQ, there's no girls so orange that they look like they're black.
Person 1: You go to Aquinas Institue right?
Person 2: Hell no! I would never go there! I go to Bishop Kearney High School. It's the shit!

Pulling a Kearney 

When someone is in first place, and expected to win, but then at the last possible moment another person beats them unexpectedly.
Anna: Omg I was SOOO in first place for track but then Todd TOTALLY ended up Pulling a Kearney on me.

Joss: That Sucks!
To snort wasabi for two dollars.
I got drunk in a sushi bar last night and kearneyed until I cried, but at least I didn't have to pay for dinner.
kearney by Kevin David Wilt Nuut August 20, 2008