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1. K-Tard
person who acts like a retard under the influence of ketamine (k)
"your such a fucking k-tard"
by Jej Jun 18, 2003 add a video
2. K-Tard
another name for the fans of K-mart.
anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.
by James Bourne Sep 14, 2003 add a video
3. /k/
/k/ refers to "kopitiam" (coffee shop/chit chat) section the lowyat.net forum (which is one of the largest community forum in malaysia according to Alexa)

/k/ was created with efforts to make the "kopitiam" section of LYN forum a wannabe of /b/

/k/ is usualy where malaysian teenagers who have nothing better to do with their time post nonsensical stuff
dear /k/, what do I do now?
/k/ is not your personal army
/k/ is not your personal blog
please post at /k/ and you will get replies
you do not belong here in /k/
back to the kitchen you biatch

stop posting in /k/
4. K-tard
Anyone whose name begins with a 'K' and acts like a mental midget.
Kalvin sure is a K-tard today.
5. jimmy-tard
a retard
based off of a tard my dad went to school with named jimmy, thus they called each other jimmy tards in his retarded honor
dude, youre such a jimmy

youre a jimmmy-tard
6. K-Tard
People who do lines of k in the bathroom of malls, then walk around really fucked up screaming at people and talking to strangers and making obscene gestures. These people also go to raves, fucked up on k, staring at visualizations, thinking they're on the moon, because they can't walk from all the k. Soon, they think they are gods or Al Pacino, and will start talking in a thick cuban accent telling everyone that they're going to get shit on.
Yo, I snorted what I thought was K but it was just DXM so I had to puke, then we went to this party in Pickering and did more K and then we got kicked out so we went to Mad Bar and did some K and we got kicked out so we went to the mall and we got massages on the 2 dollar chairs. Then we got kicked out.
by Pedram Jun 19, 2005 add a video
7. ktard
ktard, k-tard (n):
Someone who regularly consumes mass amounts of ketamine to the point that they become permanently retarded. Ktards are known for being blissfully unaware of their surroundings and life in general. The only care about k and will stop at nothing to get their fix.

You can tell if someone is ktarded (high on k) by their blank stare, open mouth (tongue occasionally hanging out) and inability to walk, talk, move, comprehend, or do anything other than listen to drum & bass for hours straight.
Person 1: "Oh, my, God, look at Sally's nose. She is so definitely a ktard."
Sally: "Muuuuuhhh..."
Person 2: "SO definitely."

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Man: "Hey Sally, suck my dick!"
Sally: "Wtf? No! I'm listening to some sick DnB, go away."
Man: "Come on Sally, I'll give you a vial"
Sally: "YES YES YES GULP"
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