Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
by KingTT February 03, 2004
taleneted singer who does not realize what is right on national TV...he's half of the reason why Super Bowl 38 will be remembered by all of us!
Dude, my respect for Justin went up when he performed in Super Bowl 38!
by World Domination February 09, 2005
Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have
Justin Timberlake sux
by AflacJack August 27, 2003
Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
by pop music sucks December 17, 2003
An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.
Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!
by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004
the poster child of the word "white black man"
Justin Timberlake thinks he's sooo black.
by Mr. Owl knows how many licks June 16, 2010
Timberlake has absolutely no talent. His parents own a chain of summer camps and have been friends with top record executives whose kids attend these camps. These executives made his career as a favor to his parents. It is possible that he may be the ugliest guy on the planet. Totally manufactured star with zero talent or looks.
Milli Vanilli, fake stars.
by JaneKing February 10, 2004

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